Bonus!

Okay! Hey, the mike is finally working. Darn. (sound of breaking glass) Oops! There goes the mike. Never mind. I trust you can hear me. Now we have finally come to the very end of this tour, so, ehem, I will give you some TIPS about the food in Singapore. Ehem, Yes TIPS about food, like spices and places and the amount of MONEY to be paid. But mind you, we charge SERVICE TAX in Singapore, so don't TIP the waiters. Of course some professions deserve to be TIPPED. Ehem.

What! This is for ME? Oh, I never expected MONEY you know! sniff.. I am so touched.

(pause) What do you mean this is for the window.....

Here Are Some TIPS for U: